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24. Mamma. Red hair. Talk to me.


Hocus Pocus (1993)

Hocus Pocus (1993)

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polyontherocks:

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

(Source: mikeymeekins, via missbackwoodsminnesota)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

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trip-thoughts:

what time is it?

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iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via upinsmoke-x)

man-am-i-fresh said: Gurl gimme ya kik

Amberkay90
!!(:

countrywords:

I Don’t Dance…

countrywords:

I Don’t Dance…